• Notso@feddit.org
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    8 days ago

    The ride began comfortably enough, but when the bird started asking him whether he enjoyed the green and purple sky too and if his feathers were melting too much, Bob began to realize that he had made a terrible choice by not walking today.

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      And he didn’t even notice the sticker on the birds bumper that read gas grass or ass, no free rides