But don’t drink so much that you cause a 50-mile-radius drought.

https://youtube.com/shorts/fx3KplpSRiE

I love doing math in my head when I’m alone, but when other people are with me I feel pressured & my mind panics & shuts down. I think it’s a holdover fight or flight response from childhood in overpopulated classrooms where inevitably there’s one kid in the classroom who answers all the questions first and everyone else gets left behind, feeling empty-brained.

Everyone refuses to have sex unless they’re deeply in love and both partners are inarguably super hot perfect tens in body, mind, personality, and intellect. Within a couple generations the planet will have a significantly reduced population but everyone will be perfect tens, and everything will progress upward in technology & health & utopia.

shinny shit

It’s funny because with two n’s in that word it just turns the word “shin” into an adjective.

Is that what you’re describing? A male living space full of shitty shins?

vane shit

Okay now you’re talking about a directional spinny thing you can put up on top of your house that tells you which way the wind is blowing. And I guess it’s spewing shit or something. I dunno. You’re the one who said it.

shiny adjective ˈshī-nē

: having a smooth glossy surface

: filled with light

: lustrous

vain adjective

: having or showing undue or excessive pride in one’s appearance or achievements : conceited

vane noun

: a movable device attached to an elevated object (such as a spire) for showing the direction of the wind

You’re welcome, and I forgot to address the “five or six orgasms” thing 😳 Wish I could provide some insight to that, sounds like a great time for her but unfortunately that’s her life, not mine.

Doing what? Pedantically over-analyzing everyone’s comments? I would NEVER! 🤭

I honestly think it’s rare & unusual for women to have such heavy periods nowadays. There are so many medications available to make our periods lighter & practically non-existent these days.

Close, but we crave that needle driven through our ears.

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Ah, is the above picture misinformation?

I was kinda thinking the top photo looks like it’s from the 1800s, not 26 years ago. Am I on the right track? (Pun intended)

You heard what he said. And he’s probably one of those people who doesn’t consider proper spelling & noticing the difference between homonyms/homophones.

Careful, don’t let tech companies get hold of this, they’ll find a way to connect it to the internet and make us pay a nightly subscription to use our own sheets.

Hide column.

Is this why the Marvel Universe only exists on Manhattan Island in New York?

Back when I was married

So you’re not married to her anymore?

my kids are going to be X-Men

So you haven’t had kids with the woman you used to be married to, but you still intend to have kids with her in the future?

I’m firmly bent on never paying for any entertainment I can get for free. Whereas artists are firmly bent on wanting to be paid a living wage for the art they create which entertains the masses. This conflict of interests is a tale as old as time.

Keeps surprising me on Lemmy how disproportionately large the bicyclist population seems to be on here.

He kept that tab open for 7 years waiting for this moment.

I wonder if u/TheLittleWinner2 was really the OOP, or if he stole it from someone else too