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the AI assumed that a planet of the apes fan would naturally also have an excessive number of framed photos and doilies on their end tables. because that’s how old people do

yes, it’s funny

the belt is impossible–look at the buckle and how the belt feeds into it. also look at the right “suspender” which apparently serves no purpose other than to hold up his beer gut (and the buckle also makes no sense). also look at the amorphous mess on the second from top bookshelf–wtf even is a single item on there? also look at the shadow cast by the curtains-- doesn’t match the curtains. also look at the rug-- the patterns don’t make sense, same as the patterns on the upholstery. also, the mirror itself-- how many reverse bevel mirrors have you ever seen? speaking of curtains, it’s weird to me that the top of the curtains are flush with the curtain rod, because usually the very top of a curtain will extend above the rod.

i could be wrong about every single one of those things, but i’m betting it’s AI slop

sorry, i didn’t mean to imply that you “made” it, i only meant to shit on AI posts in general

20 years ago: AI will change the world for the better!

now: LOL look at this meme i made with AI

i mean there’s a lot of stress in the few details we know-- he has a young daughter, moved overseas, and is witnessing the ongoing deliberate destruction of the united states. maybe he’s just taking a break from lemmy/piefed

after he moved to the UK he vanished. i’m choosing to believe he said fuck this place i’m spending time with the family instead of wrecking my mental health online

i spent years working both in a recording studio and in live sound, and in permanent audio installs (sound systems for venues). so yes, i’ve worked around more audiophiles than the average person. i concede that the annoying can’t-just-shut-up-and-listen variety is relatively rare, but i’ve known more than a few

it’s true. you can’t listen to music with an audiophile in the room without having to listen to them go on and on about the production and “the bass is too loud” this or “too much compression on the vocals” that-- like bro…listen to the song or GTFO

i never realized how terrible heavy traffic was for my mental health until i moved to a tiny town with no traffic. still feel that old stress/rage any time i approach a city and start seeing more brake lights than road

some people look at me in horror if i say i’m skipping dinner tonight and breakfast tomorrow, or god forbid, not eating until day after tomorrow-- they absolutely think it’s a “fad” and that i’m going to die immediately if i don’t eat burgers and fries ASAP

i don’t know where you are, but where i live, skipping a meal or two is like… spitting on jesus or something

i lost ~50 lb last year just by intermittent fasting and walking more. actually i stopped eating processed junk too

call the shit off. there are plenty of not-pedophiles 25 or under for you to date

i guess i can see that most guys your age are childish/inexperienced, and that’s the appeal of “older” men. but let me tell you something (as a guy well over 45): if a dude hasn’t grown up by 25, then they’re not going to grow up. yea, there’s definitely a “type” of 30+ yr old dude who wants to hook up with teenagers, and i’d advise you against it.

be careful with this one-- above all, stay in public, cover your drink