I’m a fucking idiot… This is the obvious answer to my problem lol.

I have several old androids I could toss a cheap SIM into and just pay like a flat fee for a year service.

Thank you for pointing out the most obvious thing that I will be punching myself for not thinking of lol.

I’m like actually disappointed in myself for not having that thought cross my mind once. Haha

I have ~10k hours in counterstrike across multi game versions and accounts. I noticed a similar thing over my years. The players doing well in a match were often neutral towards gamer girls, but the guy having a shit match would be the fastest sack of shit every time. Especially if one of the top fraggers pointed out they were being beaten by a girl.

Obviously there are always exceptions to any rules but in my anecdotal experience the guys who were confident in their abilities didn’t care about women but losers would attack them just for speaking.

This is why I just stay home on Saint Patrick’s day. Green is my favorite color and I pretty much never wear it, but if some random person pinches me I am very likely to react by punching them.

I hate being touched by people I don’t know. Holiday be damned.

I keep my Grinch ass home.