I too talk shit about myself whenever I’m being proactive about chores or tasks. What the fuck has future me ever done for present me? That guy’s an asshole.

Real Occam’s Razor sort of situation though

Pretty low bar. That’s why we have Amazon now. Just have a chuckle, maybe check Buds Bar and the next time you’re free call ahead. Its not that much of an inconvenience.

Ah-bah-bahbuh bubbida blem buh…

turns into purple ghost monster

whimpers

Nobody would be stupid enough to suggest that the Trump administration is stupid enough to do all of these things.

It is possible to appreciate the architecture and not act as righteous as the Catholic church