And I used to be like you, then an 11 year old ran me and my fellow monks over with a car.

Now I’m a bunny rabbit!

You sound uptight. You should chill out, maybe meditate.

I know knew some guys who could have helped with that.

I guess I forgot to think of how their wives and children must be feeling.

Attend the tale of Sweeny Tim,

His dick was small and his mind was dim.

I know they won’t, but Microsoft has the chance to do something hilarious right now.

When asked why they didn’t change course when they saw the truck heading for them, the monks replied that change must come from within.