FlashMobOfOne
Artist, musical performer, and former derby skater from the Midwest.
I’m single, childless, and married to freedom and adventure.
ACAB, Anti-War, and I hate Democrats, Republicans, and billionaires. (Yes, even your favorite billionaire: the pop star, the philanthropost, the legendary athlete, or the soft-spoken investment guru who cosplays as middle class.) With each passing day I get a little closer to hating everyone.
Also, I refuse to use Donald’s last name out of hatred for the man and his brand, FYI.
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World News@lemmy.world•European far-right parties see drop in social media engagement as Ukrainian strikes on Russian data centers eliminated Russian-hosted bot accountsEnglish
361·2 days agoYeah, Nick Fuentes and Andrew Tate astroturf their engagement too.
I hate that it works, but it works.
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Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•NYC Congestion Pricing Linked to 13% Drop in Fine-Particle PollutionEnglish
2·2 days agoThere were news articles about it. Wild stuff.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Pelosi Reportedly Holds Up to $75M in Data Center-Linked InvestmentsEnglish
4·3 days agoI believe it. She’s one of the slimiest bitches in Washington, especially regarding insider trading.
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Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Carbrain rages against cyclists "taking up the entire road"English
5·3 days agoThis is generally the case here in the US too. The only exception I can think of is when a road has a minimum speed, which might disqualify cycling, but my e-scooter goes 30mph, so I can take it mostly anywhere but the freeway legally.
Doesn’t matter though. Even though my scooter doesn’t go slow enough to massively inconvenience drivers, I’ve still encountered enough of them who hate me just for being on the road in the first place. I pretend I’m in a car and observe all traffic laws so as not to give them an excuse.
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Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Carbrain rages against cyclists "taking up the entire road"English
6·3 days agoTBH, as a person often on an e-scooter, if I’m on a road that is one-lane or residential and there’s just one car, I always yield too.
I don’t do it to be nice or accommodating. I do it because I have run into enough motorists who buzz me because they’re pissed off that I’m on the road or not they’re not paying adequate attention, and it’s the best way to ensure my own safety. (This is despite my scooter having a speed of 30mph and being plenty fast enough to not hinder cars in a meaningful way.)
Those of us on two wheels shouldn’t have to assume the worst when on the road with cars, but we do, because there are enough motherfuckers willing to kill us (at least here in the United States) to get to the next red light two seconds faster.
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Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Carbrain rages against cyclists "taking up the entire road"English
151·3 days agoAlso, ironically, provides a great reminder of why groups of cyclists have to take up the entire road for their own safety.
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Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•NYC Congestion Pricing Linked to 13% Drop in Fine-Particle PollutionEnglish
34·3 days agoThis reminds me of the drastic drops in pollution when the travel industry collapsed after COVID and in 2008 following the housing crisis.
Fuck cars. We all benefit when it becomes less feasible to drive and more feasible to use public transport.
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World News@lemmy.world•A tiger kills a man who entered the big cat enclosure at an English wildlife parkEnglish
31·3 days agoDave, in this case you’re wrong. The linked article doesn’t say what you’re asserting it says. All it says is a man entered the enclosure.
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aww@lemmy.world•just a few hours after my last post, Radar the chicken nugget fiend passed suddenly from a seizureEnglish
8·3 days agoI hope that Radar’s ascension to godhood was swift, painless, and that he’s enjoying a mountain of nugs in doggie heaven.
No doubt he knew how loved he was. I hope your heart heals up good and quick.
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Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•A mom watching her kid playing in a new San Francisco park says she’ll vote to destroy it by reopening the highway to carsEnglish
41·3 days agoFuck, I hate carbrains. Poor kid can’t have a park because this bitch wants to spend a scant fewer minutes on the road.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•How much I judge videos by their thumbnails unsettles meEnglish
2·3 days agoI just do what I like, and eventually, my people find me. :)
Much easier than trying to make something work for the algorithm that isn’t authentic.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something that's way better to do at night?
2·3 days agoThat is a cool reason to explore places. I love it!
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•US Senate Candidate Who Confronted Girl Scout and Mother for Selling Cookies Without a Permit Was Sentenced for Throwing a Live Tarantula at Her NeighbourEnglish
4·4 days agoGlad to read that this was a Senate “Candidate” and not a “Senator”, though there are more than a few who are just as jackassed.
Feel kinda bad for the tarantula though.
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Technology@lemmy.world•ICE is reportedly using a Palantir database to compile dossiers on protestors - EngadgetEnglish
1·4 days agoIn theory.
But thankfully in this one instance it actually worked.
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World News@lemmy.world•'Time for Ukraine to get new president,' says Trump after Zelensky condemns diesel dealEnglish
44·4 days agoYeah, being anti-war as an American is an anomaly. (At least until war drives up gas prices, at which point it finally becomes fashionable.)
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World News@lemmy.world•Zelenskiy says letting Russia sell diesel to US is 'investment in war'English
61·4 days agoZ, buddy, you knew what you were allying with. The US is a warmongering nation. I hate it, but that’s what we are. That our country didn’t jail Donald after January 6 was all the information you needed to know the risks associated with being a US proxy.
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World News@lemmy.world•'Time for Ukraine to get new president,' says Trump after Zelensky condemns diesel dealEnglish
421·4 days agoI am mocking the fact that you either didn’t read my reply or think it through.
But that’s okay. It’s not like any of this matters. Have a lovely Sunday.
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World News@lemmy.world•'Time for Ukraine to get new president,' says Trump after Zelensky condemns diesel dealEnglish
320·4 days agoThis is a very thoughtful reply. Thank you.















Classic.