DrStanleyGoodspeed

Holy shit I’m in tears. This is what Reddit used to be

It’s a publicly traded company doing what’s decent because it makes people more likely to give them their business

Prove deez nuts biatchhhh

An example of how capitalism can work

I wonder how many regenerative nodules I have these days

Fuck tyranny

Sounds sort of like a prion cookie

Get fucked tyrant

I love cats though

LMFAO

Holy shit this app is awesome. It’s like Reddit but not shitty. The memes are a gold mine

Vaping isn’t a great alternative. Pick your poison. Fapping on the other hand… don’t sleep on edible cannabis either

Acquire difficult to learn, useful, and easy to implement skills that people will pay good money for. Medicine and engineering are your best bet for a high floor. Unless you have a Bloomberg terminal and are a math whiz, don’t waste your time trying to make money as a day trader. You might get lucky, but chances are you won’t. Stay out of debt as best you can.

You didn’t ask, but I know any warm blooded 20 year old is going to be thinking about it. When it comes to women, no one is out of your league. Repeat that to yourself. No one is out of your league. The manifestation shit does work with the ladies. They respond to confidence. The more you get into the batters box and swing, the more confidence you will have the next time you get into the batters box. Eventually you will hit a home run. Hall of fame baseball players fail more than they succeed. Don’t be afraid of rejection and don’t take it personally. Just get back in the batters box and swing away.

Millennium! Good song

Just seems unsporting to not try

Maybe autocorrect knows what we’re up to

People have no idea. No fucking idea what we spare them on a daily basis

I did not know that about the oldest living organism thing. where is this ancient fungi?

Ok this is some of the funniest shit I have seen in a minute if this is real. Wtaf lmfao