Better hope you have zero money sent through or stored in a bank or pension fund and you don’t have a mortgage yourself or your landlord doesn’t have a mortgage or your employer doesn’t have a mortgage or business loan and doesn’t use a bank.

The correct response is what Iceland did: government bails out the bank’s customers, takes ownership, and actually jails the c-level wankers bankers.

Because like it or not, you’re still part of the financial system unless you’re currently sat in a self-sufficient earth-ship borrowing some else’s WiFi connection.